‘’It’s not a sex party honey, I’m being held hostage’’

Newsspeak understands that couples like to inject some excitement into their sex lives and this of course works well when both partners agree. However, when a husband takes things into his own hands and the wife is left out of the loop, it doesn’t always pan out as one would hope. And when the police get involved, well, that just leads to a whole different ball game.

This is an amazing news story set in Chicago. Enjoy!
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An Orland Park woman, who awoke recently to find her husband and a man she’d never seen before standing by the bed in their underwear, told police she didn’t understand why her husband wouldn’t let her call the police after claiming he’d been taken hostage, or why he tried to talk her into going downstairs.

Police, however, have their own idea of what happened, and arrested the husband for felony disorderly conduct, and the man and another woman for misdemeanor prostitution.

Police arrested Geries Fakhoury, 32, of the 9400 block of John Humphrey Drive, and Thomas C. “Chris” Chatham, 35, and Shina Tousant, 49, both of the 1200 block of South Tripp Street in Chicago on March 8.

Fakhoury told police he was the victim of an unprovoked attack by two persons he’d never met and had no idea why he’d been targeted.

Police said Fakhoury initially told them he’d been accosted by a screwdriver-wielding man and a woman as he was entering his home around 10 p.m. March 7. He allegedly told police the two made him smoke a substance he suspected was crack cocaine, coerced him into entering his home, then demanded money.

Fakhoury reportedly told the couple he had no cash but agreed to go to a nearby bank where he withdrew $800 in two $400 transactions from a cash machine.

He said he and the couple returned to his home, where they forced him to smoke some more of the substance, strip down to his underwear, then pay his wife a visit with the other man.

But after questioning all four, police believe instead Geries Fakhoury paid Chatham and Tousant $400 apiece for a sex party meant to include the unsuspecting wife. The wife declined Chatham’s advances and remained alone in the bedroom, police said.

Fakhoury’s wife told police her husband said the couple took him hostage, but refused to allow her to call police, even when they were alone in the bedroom.

He told her to let them do what they want, she told police.

Chatham and Tousant left around 12:30 a.m., taking car keys, Fakhoury’s wallet, the garage door opener and the $800.

Shortly after that, Fakhoury allowed his wife to call police.

Explosive climax!

Firstly, NewsSpeak would like to wish all it's readers a 'Happy Christmas and New Year' and NewsSpeak aims to update this blog more often in 2011.

Carrying on with the Christmas theme, NewsSpeak would like to draw your attention to this explosive story taken from CBS Local. It involves a jilted lover from Minnesota who devised a cunning, albeit dangerous plan to take revenge on an ex-girlfriend.

Prepared to be shocked yet amused with this bomb of a story.

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A Waseca man is accused of planting an explosive device inside a sex toy intended for one of his ex-girlfriends.

According to the criminal complaint, 37-year-old Terry Allen Lester has been charged with felony courts of creating an explosive device and making terroristic threats.

The incident was reported on New Year's Day. Authorities said Lester had been staying with the apparent intended victim and another woman.

He had been forced to leave the apartment by the landlord but left behind bags, one of which contained a container marked 'Christmas Gifts'.

Lester allegedly mentioned to one of the two roommates his intentions, so they reported their suspicions about the bags to police.

The criminal complaint says police found a sex toy inside the package that had been modified with gun poweder and buck shot, which were connected to a trigger inside the battery port.

Authorities say Lester planned on giving the sex toy to one of three women he had previously been involved with where the reationship ended poorly. Materials were found suggesting he intended to make two other similar devices.

Lester told friends that ''he would pull the trigger and it would blow them up'.

Police say the device was missing a key starting element, but it still could have exploded.

''Any time you mix electronics, gun powder and BBs, we need to make sure it is rendered safe and doesn't harm anyone,'' said Capt. Kris Markeson.

The bizarre plot has startled those who live in Waseca.

Lester has been a long-time customer at Lindner's Liquor.

''I am in total shock. I could not believe it when I read it for sure. He has always been nice when he has come into the store'', Owner Tae Borne said.

Lester told police the bomb wasn't his. He has been taken into custody and faces up to 10 years in jail, if convicted.