MP PORN

News Speak readers will be familiar with the ongoing UK parliamentary abuse of taxpayers’ money whereby MPs claimed for extravagant purchases and some MPS are facing the dock over expenses fraud. One scalp claimed over this affair was Jacqui Smith (previous Home Secretary) who faced criticism after it emerged her husband watched a porn channel and charged the cost to the taxpayer!

Well, it seems that the MPs of past colonies also feel that there is no problem with watching something blue and charging it to the public. In New Zealand several MPs have been caught out over the misuse of public funds and, just like in the UK, journalists are making sure that the public are aware of their MPs viewing habits!

This story is taken from www.abc.net.au/news/stories
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Several mortified New Zealand politicians have come forward to explain their misuse of public money after thousands of pages of taxpayer-funded credit card statements were released to journalists.

The most notable - the former building and construction minister Shane Jones - had to say sorry for charging 19 pornographic movies to taxpayers.
And he is not the only politician caught up in what the New Zealand media is calling the "spending revelations".

Others have been caught buying golf clubs, a bicycle and spa treatments, but unfortunately for Mr Jones, his viewing habits have attracted the most attention.

Political journalists in Wellington have been wading through cartons of ministerial spending documents dating all the way back to 2003 - all in the name of greater accountability.
Mr Jones, once tipped as a future Labour leader, has admitted he frequently watched pornography in his hotel room and charged it to his taxpayer-funded credit card.

"The reality is I am admitting that I was wrong. I am guilty of these egregious lapses. I am a pretty open kind of guy. I am fairly robust. I made a mistake," he said.
The self professed film buff is now facing up to what he calls "Shane's Day of Shame".

Not for personal use

Ministers have been warned since 2006 that their government credit cards are not to be used for personal expenses and that ignorance is no excuse.

However, Mr Jones nevertheless charged not only pornographic movies but a chartered plane trip, wine, breakfast for his family, sporting gear and CDs totalling about $5,000 to his ministerial credit card.

"I can't account for what electrical storm was going through my mind. It was wrong. I don't want to pretend it is anything other than that," he said.
"To suggest that I haven't been either humbled, humiliated and deeply embarrassed by my own potentially self-destructive act is an understatement."

Mr Jones says he has paid back the money, but documents released today say it was only after he received warnings.

"It obviously has injured my reputation and it has pummelled by creditability and I have got one or two options; to leave this kind of lifestyle, go back and earn more money and have virtually no scrutiny or admit that I have been found wanting and then plot a trajectory as to how I can redeem myself in the political world," he said.

"Only time will tell whether that proves to be the case."

Mystery surrounding disappearance of Thundercats writer.

This story is major news amongst the comic world and fits in perfectly with News Speak format. It refers to Stephen Perry, who played a major part in developing the much-loved Thundercats and writing many episodes.

Stephen Perry has struggled recently with cancer and financial problems and based on the news story below; his life may have met a grisly end. Story taken from http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/.

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Police in Florida are searching for ailing ThunderCats writer Stephen Perry, who disappeared from his Zephyrhills home under suspicious, and possibly ghastly, circumstances.
His van was found Sunday abandoned in a motel parking lot. Nearby, FOX 13 reports, was a man's severed arm. More remains were discovered at a gas-station dumpster two miles away from Perry's home, which had been ransacked.

On Friday authorities arrested Perry's two roommates, Roxanne D. Davis, 49, and James W. Davis, 46, who had been missing since Sunday. The St. Petersburg Times reports that James Davis is charged with trafficking of controlled substances, possession of paraphernalia, possession of controlled substances and two warrants for failure to appear in court. Roxanne Davis is charged with violation of parole, grand theft and burglary.

Police have avoided publicly referring to the case as a homicide investigation, but signs obviously point to that. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement told The Tampa Tribune the agency had been called in to assist with an apparent homicide, but wouldn't say whether it was related to the missing persons investigation. However, Zephyrhills Mayor Cliff McDuffie said, "I assume it is the same investigation. I assume it is a homicide."

Perry, 56, is best known for his work on the mid-1980s animated series ThunderCats and SilverHawks, both developed by Rankin/Bass. However, he also wrote comics like Timespirits and Psi-Force for Marvel and Wally Wood's THUNDER Agents for Deluxe.
His struggles with bladder cancer and dwindling finances were publicized in recent months by the likes of Steve Bissette and the Hero Initiative, an organization that he credited with saving his "very life with its good will, generosity and kindness."

"They allowed me to seek some medical help and enabled me and my son to put a roof over our heads -- I was homeless with that little boy in my van last year," Perry wrote in mid-March on the charity's blog. "The Initiative gave me the breathing room to get some Medicaid and food stamps, and while we are always in danger of losing our home, electricity and belongings at any moment, I will always be grateful from the depths of my heart for the past six months of fairly solid home life I have had with my little boy."

Perry talked more about Hero Initiative in a video posted just last week at Comic Book Resources.

Update: The St. Petersburg Times reports that Pasco County court records show Perry and his 5-year-old son Leo filed for a protective order against a woman late last month. However, the request was dismissed when Perry didn't appear at a hearing on May 13, three days before the discovery of his abandoned van and ransacked house.

According to Zephyrhills police Capt. Robert McKinney, Leo is safe and with his mother. McKinney also acknowledged that Roxanne Davis and James Davis are people of interest in a "possible homicide."

Eggs, smoke bombs and fists…just an average day in the life of an Ukrainian MP

This video has been doing the rounds across all the major news outlets, but News Speak loves this so much it deserves to be shown again…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6UXyCIx0Js

Martial Law?

The following article is an editorial from the ‘Chicago Tribune’ and focuses on two politician’s call for the National Guard to be deployed in Chicago to deal with the threat of gun crime. Most of us are aware of the high levels of gun crime in the US and subsequently that there is a direct correlation between this and the fact that the US has the highest murder rate within the Western world.

However, it is also common knowledge that the murder rate has dropped significantly within the last 20 years with New York being a prime example; attributed to a range of factors including the NYPD’s focus on cutting minor crime, CompStat and the direction from Mayors David Dinkins, Giuliani and Bloomberg.

However, the murder rate in Chicago is extremely high with at least 117 murders this year alone, and yet the Chicago Police adopt many of the community based incentives that the NYPD use. The article does not attempt to explore and analyze the numerous reasons regarding the issue, instead it provides a back-drop and highlights why bringing the National Guard onto the streets on America to deal with crime is not the way forward.
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State Reps. John Fritchey and LaShawn Ford have called for the governor to send in the Illinois National Guard to help quell violence in Chicago. It's tempting to dismiss the Chicago Democrats' proposal as political grandstanding — and it is — but let's also recognize a sincere cry for help.
Chicago's homicide rate is roughly double that of Los Angeles and triple that of New York. Nearly 1,000 Chicagoans were slain over the last two years, including 129 before their 18th birthday. 2010 is shaping up as another deadly year, with 113 victims as of Monday morning, 16 of them children. The homicide rate here has been trending downward during this decade, and crime experts point out that it's far from the worst in the U.S. But to say it was worse before, or worse elsewhere, does not excuse the violence here and now.

City and community leaders are fighting to stop the bleeding. Under Superintendent Jody Weis, the Chicago Police Department, a pioneer of community policing principles in the 1990s, is improving its information systems to target resources in the most dangerous neighborhoods. Likewise, Chicago Public Schools CEO Ron Huberman is using data analysis to identify those youths most at risk of violence — as victim or perpetrator.

"These two initiatives make a lot of sense," says Jens Ludwig, director of the Crime Lab policy institute at the University of Chicago, "based on what the research tells us about what's promising." Time and again, criminologists have found that resources are best used when targeted at the highest-risk people and places.

But in a budget crisis, those resources are stretched thin. That makes a federally funded option like the National Guard appealing to local lawmakers. Harold Pollack, a colleague of Ludwig's at the Crime Lab, gets that. But a better solution, he says, would be another shot in the arm for local police forces, through boosted federal COPS grants to put more officers on streets. Research suggests that every dollar spent putting police on the street returns $4 to $8 in benefits to the public.

As for the National Guard? No serious public safety expert has backed that idea. (Gov. Rod Blagojevich suggested something similar in 2008 — but we did say "serious public safety expert.") The Guard plays vital and heroic roles in natural disasters and, recently, in overseas wars. Its record suppressing civil unrest ranges from spotty to — quoting Supt. Weis — "disastrous." And it is not a police force whose members are trained in the fine points of constitutional law as they play out in street settings.

Let us assume that Fritchey, a former assistant attorney general, and Ford, once a social studies teacher, know that the Guard is not the solution. Still, their brash proposal grabbed headlines and — for a moment, at least — shined a national spotlight on Chicago's failure to protect its own.

Man, I'll snake you!

A man and his snake have a close relationship. And by all accounts a snake will act as its master’s protector, fending off people who dare pass judgement. News Speak is of course taking a flippant view of the following story taken from the Herald. Serious or not, it’s still a damn good read!

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A man “deathly afraid” of reptiles was attacked by a snake-wielding man using the six-foot long python as a weapon, police say.

Tony Smith, 29, of 1920 Corwin Drive, Rock Hill was charged with assault and battery after an altercation at the Executive Inn on North Anderson Road Tuesday night, according to a Rock Hill police report.
Smith is accused of hitting Jeffery Culp, 47, in the head with the snake on the balcony of the motel, police said.

“I almost had a heart attack,” Culp said. “I dropped to my knees and actually crawled back into my room.”

Culp, who has been staying at the inn until his housing comes open, said he had contact with Smith and the snake earlier in his stay.

“He was out there running up and down the sidewalk with it,” Culp said. “I told him I don’t do snakes. I’m deathly afraid of them.”

But that didn’t stop Smith from tapping Culp on the shoulder and putting the python in his face, he said.

Culp said he asked the man with the snake to turn down music around 9 p.m. Smith was with others racing down the hallway in chairs, Culp said, and he had to work the next day.

A couple hours later, Culp went out for a smoke with his wife and a neighbor when he says Smith tapped him on the shoulder.


“And he said, ‘here look at this,’” Culp said. “He had the snake’s head squeezed so its mouth was open. He ran it across my face and it tried to crawl in my mouth.”

The snake grabbed him on the upper lip, and Culp has a few scratches from the encounter. Culp said he didn’t need medical treatment.

That night, Culp said he took a three-hour shower and couldn’t sleep.
Culp said animals shouldn’t be used to hurt or scare others.


“I have a dog. Some people are afraid of dogs,” he said. “I keep my dog away from them. I don’t use the dog as a weapon.”

Culp said he didn’t know Smith’s name until he saw the police report.

Based on Culp’s description, officers found Smith on the second-floor balcony of the inn with the python in his arms, the report said. He was arrested, and the snake was released to a family member.

Smith was released Wednesday afternoon on a $1,092 bond. Read more:

Stepsister sold for sex.

At times, News Speak will feature stories that highlight the extreme perverted nature of human behaviour. This is one such story. It is hard to provide any real insight into this story. We can make assumptions regarding the social and family make-up of the subjects and to the extent to which it could have been prevented by the authorities, but past that, this is a disturbing account of what can happen in this world.

The article is from the Toronto Sun; however, the location of the story is New Jersey.
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It started with a party invitation to a 15-year-old girl from some men she knew. She took her 7-year-old stepsister to an apartment down the street from their home near the Statehouse, where the girls had been hanging around outside on a Sunday afternoon.

For the younger girl, police say it quickly descended into a horrifying ordeal in which she was gang-raped by as many as seven men as her sister not only watched but got paid by those who did it. Their parents, none the wiser, thought maybe they had run away.

"We're talking about a kid who told her sister to go into an apartment and let people rape her," said Trenton police Capt. Joseph Juniak. "It's unfathomable."

The teen has been charged with aggravated sexual assault, promoting prostitution and other crimes. Her name was not released because of her age, but the county prosecutor plans to ask the court to try her as an adult. In the meantime, she is being held at the Mercer County Youth Detention Center.

The 7-year-old had wanted to tag along because she was worried about the 15-year-old's safety, Mayor Doug Palmer said.

When the girls didn't return home by 4:30 Sunday afternoon, their parents called police, believing the older one had run away from home and taken her younger sister with her.
In fact, they were down the street inside a 13th-floor apartment at Rowan Towers, a high-rise complex so dangerous that police are hired as security guards at night.

"They keep it clean on the outside, but it's what's on the inside that you have to worry about," said neighbour William Johnson, who says police are coming out of the building all the time.
Inside apartment 13-C, police said, the 7-year-old was soon left alone as her sister headed to a back bedroom to sell sex to several men. When she came out into the living room, she handed her 7-year-old sister money and encouraged her to let the men touch her.

"It went from touching to straight out assault and rape," Juniak said. "They threatened to kill her if she screamed or told anyone."

Afterward, the child put on her clothes and left. Her sister stayed behind with the men.
Two women found the child crying outside the apartment and walked her home, where police were waiting.

The child told them what happened and was treated at a hospital. When police located the 15-year-old later that night, she also told them what happened and was arrested.
Palmer said the crimes are among the worst he's seen in 20 years as mayor.

"It's sickening," he said. "The police are taking this personal. I know there's a place in hell for all the people that participated in this and I'm sure they will get there."

"Personally, as a father with a 7-year-old daughter, I can't imagine the horror," Palmer added.
Lauren Kidd, a spokeswoman for New Jersey's Children and Families department, said state and federal confidentiality laws prohibit the agency from commenting about possible prior involvement with the family. But Juniak indicated the department may have had previous contact with the older girl.

Police are now scouring video surveillance from lobby and elevator cameras to try to identify everyone at the party. They believe there were about a dozen people in the apartment, mostly teenage boys and men who police say likely broke in -- a fairly common occurrence in the crime-plagued neighbourhood that sits in the shadow of the Statehouse's golden dome.

Last week, police responded to a home invasion there and a shooting just outside the lobby.
Police Director Irving Bradley Jr. said the building's management company, Interstate Realty Management Co., has been working with police to curb the violence.

"This is incredibly disturbing," said Laura Zaner, a spokeswoman for IRM.
Two private security guards man the lobby doors during the day. At 5 p.m., two police officers take over.

Bradley said the company is installing more cameras and had just hired a third officer to work the night shift to allow two officers to do hourly hallway patrols. He said Sunday may have been the first day they were supposed to have started the patrols.

Chalia Johnkins, who lives around the corner from the Towers, said gatherings of men are commonplace and police should have known something unsavoury was happening.
"The police who were supposed to be on patrol should be held responsible," she said. "They could have prevented this. These weren't regular guards. They were police and they still didn't see the baby crying?"

Annette Lartique, the city councilwoman who represents the area where the crime occurred, said the community would expect nothing less than the prosecution of everyone involved to the fullest extent of the law.

"I know we are going to send a message on this one," she said. "Everybody will pay a price -- from the person who opened the door to the person who pushed the elevator button."

Taking counterfeiting to whole new level.

You sometimes have to admire the audacity of some people. For example the subject in the following story features a man in Dubai who forged a $1 million bank note in order to sell it. Although not in the same league as Victor Lustig, this is still an interesting insight into the world of con-artists.

Furthermore; it is important to point out that the media source highlights the ethnicity of the man in question. NS believes this demonstrates the fact that most indigenous Dubai residents are concerned about the high level of foreign residents within the Gulf state.

Dubai: Police arrested an Asian man for allegedly attempting to sell a fake $1 million bank note for Dh450,000.

Major Saleh Bin Osuba, Director of Combating Economic Crimes Department at Dubai Police, said they received information that the suspect was looking for a buyer of the bank note, which are usually available from central banks as a form of investment. Holders may cash the note provided it is genuine.

Aside from the note, police also seized fake authenticity certificates which the suspect allegedly uses to trick prospective buyers into believing that the bogus commercial instrument is genuine.
According to Major Osuba, the bank note as well as the certificates, and documents were all fake.
Undercover Officers of the investigative unit who went undercover posed as potential buyers and lured the suspect in meeting them at a hotel in Al Garhoud.

The suspect was immediately arrested after handing over the fake bank note and documents.
"He informed the undercover agents that he had more bank notes and due to urgency to collect money he is selling them the note for only Dh450,000 but the other notes will be sold for $500,000," Major Osuba said.
In a follow-up operation, police searched the suspect's apartment and found equipment he used to create the fake bank note and documents, he said.

The case has been referred to public prosecution.

No laughing matter…

At News Speak we enjoy a good giggle and accept that once you enter a comedy club, sensitivity is something you need to leave at the door. This story, supplied by Albion Gray, is an example of comedy leading to tragedy.

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Court proceedings have begun for a comedian accused of breaching a heckler’s human rights for branding her a ‘dyke’.

Lorna Pardy took action against Canadian funnyman Guy Earle, pictured, after an aggressive stand-off two years ago, in which the comic allegedly made explicit suggestions about her sexual practices because he thought she was being disruptive.

But Earle’s lawyer says a comedian putting down a heckler is different from someone ‘slinging hamburgers at McDonald’s’, so shouldn’t be subject to the same rules.

The lawyer, James Millar, walked out of the British Columbia human rights tribunal on its first day yesterday in protest at the way it was being conducted. His move could force the case to go up to the province’s supreme court.

Pardy claims Earle’s comments about her sexual orientation were discriminatory under a section of local human rights legislation covering service in businesses.
She took action after a set-to with Earle at an open mic night at Zesty's restaurant in Vancouver three years ago. The restaurant’s owner is also named in the action as an employer responsible for Earle, even though he wasn’t paid.

‘Shocked and embarrassed’ Pardy, 32, has been suffering post-traumatic stress following the incident, according to her lawyer.

The row started when the meteorological technician, her girlfriend and another woman moved into the room where the comedy was being performed midway through the show.
Earle is said to have considered them disruptive and told the audience: ‘Don't mind the inconsiderate dyke table that just walked in’

Pardy denies that her group were heckling, and said that things escalated when her group told Earle he was being ignorant. He allegedly leaned over Pardy in a threatening manner, so she threw a glass of water in his face.

She said: ‘I was humiliated... I felt like I’d been assaulted.’
Passions ran high throughout the night, according to the Canadian Press, with another glass of water being thrown in Earle’s face, and the comic whipping the sunglasses from Pardy’s head and breaking them.

Read more: http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2010/03/30/10762/heckle_putdown_winds_up_in_court#ixzz0jkIiThIn

Seven years sentence for holding a banner.

This article taken from http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/ highlights how Turkey’s justice system seems to convey the wrong message for a Country that wants to join the EU.

The ruling party’ AKP is currently (see related articles on site) in a struggle with the judiciary to implement changes that aim for a fairer and transparent system, leading to reducing tensions amongst certain EU members about developing further links with Turkey. The AKP is also pushing this battle to limit the power of the judiciary whom it views as anti-AKP.

The judiciary are very anxious about the AKP's past Islamic links.

The following article really puts Turkey's laws into perspective.

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Vesile Tadik, a 49-year-old illiterate woman, has been sentenced to seven years in prison for carrying a banner in favor of the outlawed Kurdistan Worker’s Party, or PKK.
The banner was about Abdullah Öcalan, the convicted leader of PKK. It said: “Approaching Öcalan is approaching peace.” Tadik said in court that she is illiterate and did not know what was written on the banner.

The now-closed Democratic Society Party, or DTP, made a press statement in the Kurtalan district of Siirt province on Dec. 6 regarding Öcalan’s worsening prison conditions. Tadik, recently widowed and mother of six, was among the demonstrators during the statement’s reading and held the banner someone else handed her. Tadik was recorded on a police camera during the demonstration and a criminal case was filed against her on charges of “making propaganda for a terrorist organization” and “committing a crime in the name of a terrorist organization while not being a member of it.”

Tadik was tried without arrest at the Diyarbakır Court for Serious Crimes where she gave her defense in Kurdish because she is not able to speak Turkish. Her testimony was given to the court through a translator. “I was among the group of ladies at the reading of the press statement. They gave me a banner. I cannot read or write. I held the banner without knowing what was written on it. I am innocent. I demand to be acquitted.”

Even though the indictment demanded that Tadik be sentenced for “committing a crime in the name of a terrorist organization while not being a member of it,” the prosecutor said the defendant’s age, gender and illiteracy should be accounted as a whole and requested that she be sentenced only for “making propaganda for a terrorist organization.”

The court sentenced Tadik to 10 months for the propaganda charge, but then went much further and gave her seven years and six months in prison for “being a member of a terrorist organization.” After evaluating the good behavior of the defendant in court that sentence was reduced to six years and three months.